Welcome to the Wacky World of International Stand Up Comedian
Dirty Pierre
Designer of the Worlds most Collectable Tshirts
and Organiser of the Famous Wet Tshirt Competitions
featured in "Picture Magazine"
The slogan above has so
far raised in excess of $257,000
Dirty Pierre is an International Stand-Up Comedian who
performs through out Europe running Wet Tshirt Comps
but raises money for charity back here in Australia.
Most Aussies know him for his frequent appearances in
"Picture Magazine" with his
Wet Tshirt Competitions.
He first introduced this shirt at Melbourne's 2002 Sexpo
primarily to raise money for the Bali Appeal but has gone
on to support many other charities with it, such as the
Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service, Outback Hospitals,
Children's shelters, Queensland Schools, Volunteer Coast
Guard, Royal Children's Hospital and also taken a group of
Developmentally Disabled Children on a holiday in NSW.
To date he has raised over $257,000 alone
with this design,
This is on top of the $60,000 that he normally raises per year
with his famous, some say legendary, tshirt designs at the
various festivals throughout Australia such as:
Summernats Car Festival Canberra, Tamworth Country Music Festival NSW., Mt Isa Rodeo Qld., Birdsville Outback Races Qld., Bathurst V8s NSW. (But the tshirts are only available at Chip-n-Dales Newsagency Williams St Bathurst and not on the mountain)
and lastly look for his highly illustrated VW Kombi camped at the Deni Ute Muster NSW.
Every year Dirty Pierre dresses up in his Santa Costume and visits all the sick children in the Saigon Cancer Hospital in Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam.
To view the 4 videos click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWFtj2Ed13k
or more photos here: http://picasaweb.google.com/dirtypierre/SantaClausVisitsSaigonCancerHospital#
The "Terrorists Fuckem!" slogan is available in
Singlets and Tshirts in the following sizes:
Small, One Size Fits All and Oversize for $30 each.
We also have in very limited stock a really really really big size called Supersize which is equivalent to XXXXXXXXL yes you read correctly 8Xs and the guys who take this size say Dirty Pierre is the only guy in Australia making shirts with cool sayings big enough for them.
Above is an example of a Supersize tshirt at the Mt Isa Rodeo
Black Stubbie Cooler Sleeves (no bottoms) $15
Large Vinyl Stickers $10 and small Vinyl Stickers $5
Add $10 for postage and packaging.
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The new
"Harden the Fuck Up"
slogan below released to rave reviews at the
Summernats Car Festival
are now available in
Singlets $30, Tshirts $30,
Black, Fluro Pink or Green Stubbie Coolers $15
and high quality Vinyl Stickers Sml $5 Lge $10
Add $10 for postage and packaging.
White ink on black background or Black ink on White background
or Black cloth Caps with Gold embroidery $25
One Size Fits All with adjustable strap at the back.
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To see what the merchandise looks like on his fans click on both these web album links.
in Flickr.com: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dirtypierre/collections/72157602164606399/
or this other link at Picasa: http://picasaweb.google.com/dirtypierre/SexpoBrisbane2010#
Latest new product made famous by that Bogan Sheila who stole one from my mates Aussie Bar in Phuket.
Rubber backed Bar mats which can also double as Ute dashboard mats as the rubber backing stops
them from sliding across the dash when you're doing circle work in the Ute.
They cost $60 for one, $100 for 2, $145 for 3 or the whole 4 for $185 saving $55
This special introductory Bar Mat deal also includes free postage and is for a limited time only.
For payment we use Paypal and we simply invoice your email address when the order
is ready to be posted out to you at your Paypal registered address.
To place an order email directly to the yahoo email address which you will find embedded in the jpg picture
of Dirty Pierre giving the finger at the top of the page.
This is done to stop SPAM machines getting hold of his email address and we all hate SPAM don't we???!!!
Or you can visit the Dirty Pierre Fan Club @ Yahoo
You will need to be 18yrs or older but its free to join.